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People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt? That ugly checkered mess of a flag? Looks like a jester’s closet lmaoo Maryland is just Maine flavored Virginia

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Incase anything happens to my account here’s my entire genome:
GATTTACTCGTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGYTTCCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATTAOCGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAATTGGCTCTGAGGGTTCTYCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHUATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGAATTCCAATCAATCCTCAATCATCAATCAACTCKAATCAATCCTCHATCTNACCCCCTTTAFCOGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCTTCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGWGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTGATTTACTCGTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGIAGGGTTCCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGHCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAATTGGCTCTGAGGGTTCTYCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCACGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGAATTCCAATCAATCCTCAATCATCAATCAACTDCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCTTCCTTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATOCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGDTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCATCTACCCCCTTTAFOCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCTCAATCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTIAGGATCCTCATCTACCTCTTCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAOATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCETCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTMTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGG…
You got like six unique nucleotides so nice


OP is a virus from outer space


FUCK YOU OP
(Source: anneuaidd)
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your girl just sent me a request on poptropica
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when you log onto tumblr after december 17

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When someone says they don’t like Charli XCX
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how men b looking at you while revving their engine

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i work at mcdonalds and one time i was working really late on drivethru and these guys came through and they were obviously high and the one in the passenger seat asked if i wanted to hear his rap so i said sure and he started rapping about how much he loves gingers and then he told me he loved me and i said it back and he was like ‘YEAH THE MCDONALDS LADY LOVES ME’ and asked for my name but then his friend drove off

(Source: mihlayn)
